Tuesday, April 12, 2011

How Is Your Fat Helping You?

Here in America, we've gone obsessively crazy over the rage of weight loss product sellers who have convinced us that fat is not our friend. Well, it's my friend. I'm earning my way into enlightenment with it and I hope you will think of leaving the Church of Weight Loss and join me.In the Church of Weight Loss, one is absolutely not sanctified without six-pack abs, non-jiggling thighs, high and tight buns of steel, a mandated percentage of body fat, the right lift to one's eyelids and one's boobs, and the wearing of only specified sizes. It makes me absolutely sick to think about it.If I am fat or worse yet (as in Mortal Sin) I am obese, and I try to adhere to the Church of Weight loss, I become my own harshest critic about my

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